Monday, March 17, 2008

Ah,interesting thing I received in my email

1 Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6're a HOE)<----I have no idea about this,I never have friends that are sluts,or perhaps I am just unfortunate/or fortunate enough to not know any sluts.If you know a slut that you think that I would like to know,you can ask her to call me,toll-free at this number,1900-Alvinchua.Thanks!

2 Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.<-------- :( Painfully obviously true

3 Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.<------Yeah balls!A girl smiling sweetly is sweeter than chocolate anyday.

4 Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him <----very true too,I have came across a number of great idiots,and me,myself,and my alter-personility is included.

5 Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.<--------I hate it,espcially if the person I like knew that I like her.It doesn't help when all her ex-bfs are all bastards.But girls being girls get attracted to assholes like moth to a burning flame.

6 Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.<------ mmhmm,I think this goes both ways,girls need to be reassured too.

7 Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.<-----This one I am still neutral about it,I tend to think that a relationship doesn't mean that one cannot have good friends of the opposite gender,unless it is very obvious that the dude is interested in your gf,things is going to get messy when the shit hits the fan.

8 Guys get jealous easily.<------------Quite true,but Guys like to act indifferent but inside,they are burning up faster than butter melting in hot sun.

9 Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
<-----Yeah,definately true,but guys being guys love to go for that macho shit.Bor pian,since we are guys,we have to be the pillar of support in the relationship,if we are an emotional wreck,how can we be there for the girls?We got to be strong,cause that is the mark of all great men.

10 Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.<------------Wah piang eh,this is freaking true.This is one heck of a way to torture us guys you know,sometimes guys aren't that smart as you think they are.We do not have telephathy.

11 Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.<--------Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh,sometimes you don't even know what the fug are you talking about.

12 A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.<---Part of the act,not all the girls the guy teases is the girls he likes,but you can be sure he will tease the girl he like in a haphazard way.Kinda like a baby elephant taking his first steps.

13 Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.<---A real man not only loves you,he wants to protect you no matter what,in whatever situation,but I think that alot of women are capable of great love too.I remember a certain case here,about a china guy who was captured by the chinese army,as he have a kid already,and his wife was pregnant again,they were trying to force him to disclose where his wife is,and going to make her have a abortion.He didn't sing,no matter what they did to him,beatings etc,and in the end,they castrated him by ripping his privates off.He died from bleeding without uttering a single thing,thus losing his own life,but protecting his wife and kids.

14 Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.<------Sometimes I think for days even,even when years after an incident had happened,I could still be thinking over what might or may not have happened.

15 Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.<------mmhmm,I tend to think otherwise here,it is just that sometimes the girls have no logic at all,and we need another person without logic to be able to understand her.It takes a confused person to know another confused person.A girl to know a girl.

16 When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."<---------Not so sure about this,I think girls are the same too.But perhaps when a dude went so far to ask you to leave him alone,he just want to protect you from whatever troubles he is facing.

17 If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.<---Yeap,wake up and listen sometimes please,even to jokers that suddenly become as serious as if they are at a funeral.

18 If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.<-----Yeah,the lengths we take to avoid a uncomfortable situation.You won't like it if you are sitting on a bed of pins right,that is what it felt like.To smile when your heart is being smashed to pieces by a hammer is actually remarkably hard.It is easier to wrestle a Phython as I know that feeling.

19 When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.<----mmhmm,I think I prefer them to be normal and humble,not to think that they are the most beautiful creatures to ever grace the earth since the unicorn was found.But,when a guy sincerly tells you from his heart that he thinks you are beautiful,he probably isn't lying,it is up to you to filter to silver-tongue snakes from the truefull.Ps.I probably joke around quite alot of times,saying that the girls around me are all very pretty,and girls may not take it too seriously.But true beauty could be referring to your character and not necessary appreances,and perhaps,I really meant what I say,word for word.Unless you know that your character totally sucks,and you look like a wild boar in a skirt,you should know it in your heart if I am lying or telling the truth.

20 When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.<-----Okay,I know alot of girls are going to think "What a crocker of shit this is,he is definately thinking about sex,the lusty toad!".Well,truth is,yeah,sometimes we do think of something like that now and then,but if we don't,we are not really guys right?But most of the times,we are just thinking how cute you are,we don't think that kind of thoughts with girls we are around,but only when a sex siren that looks like Jessica Alba walk pass us.Remember.95% of the time,it is your smile,your eyes,your hair,your lips we are looking at.And it is rather possible that we are just daydreaming at random,and totally innocent except of the fact we are looking at your directing when our brains shut down.

21 Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.<----yeah of course,I have never seen a girl that can punch harder than me,and who would like a gorilla?Sadly,I seldom come across girls that cook better than me,not due to the fact that I am a great cook.Infact,my stuff is just borderline edible,it is just that the girls now normally can't cook.Most guys I know are better cooks,but occassionally I come across a guy that can screw up maggie mee every single time.Just that I come across more girls that screw up cooking only.

22 A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.<----Yeah,but we love playing the macho strong man role.I think you girls would prefer this than a emotional wreck that requires you to pacify him every 2 mins.

23 Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.<---Ah,the ice queen routine,strike fear to me not unlike running out of good food at home.

24 Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.<-----Yeah,We are trying to figure out how their brains work,given another 5327931 years,we may crack the code!

25 Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.<----Harsh but true,but sometimes we can't blame the girl,the guys insist on trying all the same,if they think the girl worth the effort.

26 If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.<-----When you ask me in 5327931 years,I will tell you if this sentence here is true.I am still wondering.

27 Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.<------Dammit,bloody true.I am fortunate enough to be enbroiled in this situation before.It is due to the fact that perhaps,you just want to know,why she thinks that way,and the more you learn about her,the more attracted you get.Perhaps this is similar to the "bad boys attract girls" just want to know everything about them,and be able to make them smile happily,no matter what is the cost to you.

28 When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible<---Yeah,This is totally true,but many times,nobody knows of his sacrifices,just that he himself knows about it.Even another min chatting with you on the phone,msn,or outside,no matter how tired he is from work,school,everything,another min with you is worth the hour spend waiting for you.

Of course the above stuff is only my views alone,they could be shared by some of the guys,or some people may totally disagree with what I stated.But for me at least,I like to think that they are 100% true.


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