Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Winnie the Pooh

You know, something have been bugging me for years. I tried not to think about it, afterall, it was already more than 10 years since I last watched it. Yeap, I am talking about Winnie the pooh. I am really concerned about the sexual tendencies of a bear that is called Winnie(which kind of self-respecting dude calls himself Winnie?) and his preference of going around without any pants.

Look at his grin....

Doesn't he reminds you of somebody else? The honey is just to attract little boys to him, how many fragile hearts(or body) have been broken by this bear already?

And to make matters worse, this homosexual bear has a humble sidekick,like all good superheros.

What Kind of piglet wears pink colour spandex? You are going to have a hell of a time convincing me that he isn't gay, he is just purely metrosexual.
I do not even want to elaborate about the compromising position this piglet is in, and what does the words "Party Time" referring to here?

Thank god, like all good movies, there is a good versus evil,straight vs crooked. Tigger here is what every women out there hates their guy to be like, loud, noisy, rebelious, centre of attention, charming.
In simple words, he is kinda like a hippie.

One of my personal favourite character is Eeyore here. This donkey always look ultra sad. But you can't really blame him for that. 2 of his best friends are gay, and another one of his friend couldn't give a damn. He is the one that have to worry about safety for the ambigiously gay duo, and I bet with you, even the ribbon on his tail is placed there by them.

P.S.The author is not responsible for destroying the image of your childhood hero, and not liable for any damages you incurred due to horrors imprinted on your mental state for viewing this post.
He is also a supporter of Eeyore and Tigger. Those 2 rocks.


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