Monday, April 21, 2008

Some random crap

Your view on yourself:You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
(Quite true leh,or perhaps this just mean that both parties will hate my guts)

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
(Bloody True,if they are too childish,I can't take it.I don't mind a good looking girlfriend lar,but decent one can already,you want to give me a pretty one I also don't mind.This part is rather true,except for the last part,attractive my ass)

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
(Ambigious here.I never believe in fate/love at first sight etc,except when it comes around and bite you in the ass)

The seriousness of your love:Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
(Wahha,this is the dumbest shit I have seen all day.Being frank is the stupidest way you can do stuff,cause I am generally too frank)

Your views on educationEducation is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
(Bor pian,unless my dad is Bill Gates)

The right job for you:You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
(Well......I always wanted to be a gundam pilot,or a food critic.......but yeah,I think I will settle with being a entrepruener if possible)

How do you view success:You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
(Nothing will stop me from trying,except perhaps the lady of my dreams)

What are you most afraid of:You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
(True,I am also afraid of losing my sense of humour one day)

Who is your true self:You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.
(That means that when sitting down,I act as if I got a lighted firecracker shoved up my asscrack)

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Friday, April 11, 2008

One of those days.

Ahh, I got to blog about my life for once, cause it is so damn screwed up. You probably heard about people talking about the most unlucky day they ever had? You probably think they are freaking drama queen or something. Goddamn it, today, I am going to be the drama queen.

Friday, April 11, 2008 is an excellent day, cause it just prove to me what I have suspected all along; which is God hates me. Barely 1 hr into the day, I check my results at midnight, and discovered to my horror, the first paper I failed at SIM. In the morning, when I am going to school, I stood near Sim bus stop with a few buddies, and while waiting for another friend, I felt a pain in the sole of my foot. I thought that I step on a nail or something, and surprise surprise, there is a FUCKING BEE THERE. How the FUCK a FUCKING BEE managed to get under my feet and poke me, I will never know. But I hope the damn bee dies a slow and painful death, but sadly, after the sting get injected into me, when the bee pull out, it has already disemboweled itself. Pity.

Study my notes in school, discovered that I dunno a single crap about anything, went for lessons, didn't managed to grab the notes, photocopy notes, discovered that I photocopy an extra set. Dinnertime come, couldn't get anyone out for a meal.
Went home, and happily, my handphone is discovered to be spoiled.
Couldn't get through to a pal, and when he called, I just miss him, and he just went home, and I am already back home.

Terrific day, lets hope that I used up a year of bad luck.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

The pro-gay post

I got something to declare here people....and noooo,it is not what you are thinking,I am not coming out of my closet or something.Hope that doesn't mean disappointment for any homos out there.

That aside,seriously,I have been known for my anti-faggots sentiments in the past,but that lead to many misunderstandings.People thought that I hate gay people.You guys are GODDAMN awfully wrong.I love GAY PEOPLE,espcially Gay man.not in that kind of way you are assuming right now,so please refer back to the first paragraph.

<----What is there not to like about two homosexual celebrities hugging and caressing each other?Everybody love brokeback mountain didn't they?Except in brokeback,it is two rugged handsome cowboys frisking each other.In this picture,it is a bald man,and a queer with too much hair and a weird micheal jackson glint in his eyes that says "Hohum,sweet buttcheeks!"

The one great reason to be gay is you get to hug Joanna Peh without being slapped.The only time I could take a picture this close with her is when I take a picture beside a poster of her.

<--See?Another picture of a fag hugging a beautiful woman.Only disadvantage is that if you turn gay,you can't sleep with them,but you can sleep with old bald feminine guys.

<---The 6 million dollars classical gay man look. Very gay,very nice, with a queer knowing everything smile.One thing about gay man is that they are usually more handsome than straight man,so if a guy is too fit and handsome,80% of the time he is gay.

So ladies,if your man starts to pump iron every week,it may just be an excuse to ogle cute secondary school guys at the gym for them.

Don't give em a excuse,let em get fat,makes em straight.

Lets hope the only bonding this two guys are doing is over a beer.But with the way the dude in blue is holding the bottle and blowing into the funnel,I am not so sure. You know,being drunk and near the sea on a boat,may lead to deranged gay fantasies for both of em like "Sailor boys blow the horn/polish the funnel",you never know.....

Last but not least,the greatest reason to LOVE gay men is that since they are gay,they won't chase the girls,leaving em for the rest of us.SO for the love of god,please let there be more gay men in Singapore.