Thursday, July 31, 2008

Can somebody please....

As above,mind your own bloody business.

It is a rather disturbing trend I noticed that is happening around,and I don't deny that I have been part of the mob also.

But,not only that you are not helping,you make things alot worst by causing misunderstandings.For a moment of fun,of laughter,you could have screwed everything up.

As you all have done before.Sometimes there is still an uneasiness between me and my friend due to all your questions.2nd time liao leh friends,you all buay sian,I also kan pua sian.Sure,I can take some speculations now and then,but perhaps it is time for you guys to consider what the other party if feeling for once?You are giving someone else a rather difficult time,I can take the heat,sure,no kick for me,I can totally joke about it,but perhaps not the other person?

We all speak too much without thinking,for that we are all guilty of the charge of getting our friends or ourselves into hot water at one time in our lives at least,you guys are unaware that jokes can get overboard at times.

Some words,once spoken,can't be taken back lightly.I am royally screwed now,in more ways than one.I need to get myself Ben and Jerry now.bah.

I am not pissed,I am just .........kinda disappointed in everything else,how things has turned out,how your "fun" lead to my feeling of being screwed by Micheal Jackson with a baseball bat.And the best part is,not one of you is drunk.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Winnie the Pooh

You know, something have been bugging me for years. I tried not to think about it, afterall, it was already more than 10 years since I last watched it. Yeap, I am talking about Winnie the pooh. I am really concerned about the sexual tendencies of a bear that is called Winnie(which kind of self-respecting dude calls himself Winnie?) and his preference of going around without any pants.

Look at his grin....

Doesn't he reminds you of somebody else? The honey is just to attract little boys to him, how many fragile hearts(or body) have been broken by this bear already?

And to make matters worse, this homosexual bear has a humble sidekick,like all good superheros.

What Kind of piglet wears pink colour spandex? You are going to have a hell of a time convincing me that he isn't gay, he is just purely metrosexual.
I do not even want to elaborate about the compromising position this piglet is in, and what does the words "Party Time" referring to here?

Thank god, like all good movies, there is a good versus evil,straight vs crooked. Tigger here is what every women out there hates their guy to be like, loud, noisy, rebelious, centre of attention, charming.
In simple words, he is kinda like a hippie.

One of my personal favourite character is Eeyore here. This donkey always look ultra sad. But you can't really blame him for that. 2 of his best friends are gay, and another one of his friend couldn't give a damn. He is the one that have to worry about safety for the ambigiously gay duo, and I bet with you, even the ribbon on his tail is placed there by them.

P.S.The author is not responsible for destroying the image of your childhood hero, and not liable for any damages you incurred due to horrors imprinted on your mental state for viewing this post.
He is also a supporter of Eeyore and Tigger. Those 2 rocks.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Random blog posting

I toss and I turn in bed
Memories lose resurfacing in my dreams
Old repressed thoughts appear to be appearing through them
I feel an old stirring in my heart
Do I believe in something I thought I had discarded
Uncertainties in myself whenever I see you
Questions I asked but never answered
I walked the first step
Unsure of neither the second nor the end of the path
Will you give me your hand and pull me up with a smile
Or would you shake your head sadly and move along
Your biggest mistake is being beautiful
My biggest mistake is lacking balls
Are you who I think you are
Or are you what I know I want
Was it your looks that took my breath away
Or was it your laughter that stole my heart that day
You make my feel stupid
And I thank you for that